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Quote #19990

~X-Tails-X:iconX-Tails-X: quotes, 1h 57m ago
<X-Tails-X> Solitude12: its funny, most swear words are verbs :bucktooth: or adjectives
<OminousApparition> X-Tails-X: Yeah they do. After fucking my gf I went to sht. Lol
<X-Tails-X> OminousApparition: :lmao:!! That is fucking hilarious!! - A verb and an adjective in one sentence, go meh



Quote #19988

~X-Tails-X:iconX-Tails-X: quotes, 2h 12m ago
<BlueberryYogurt> i have crabs
<BlueberryYogurt> anyone want some?
<OminousApparition> I have shrimp. Wanna trade?



Quote #19986

@IaiaRose:iconIaiaRose: quotes, 2h 46m ago
01:51:36 am <Commander-Luminaire> shuttermonkey: Have you ever kicked me? :paranoid:
01:51:42 am ** Commander-Luminaire was kicked by shuttermonkey * yes
01:51:47 am ** Commander-Luminaire has joined
01:51:49 am ** Commander-Luminaire was kicked by lenawargo * woot
01:51:54 am ** Commander-Luminaire has joined
01:51:57 am ** Commander-Luminaire was kicked by anjules * trifecta!
01:52:01 am ** Commander-Luminaire has joined
01:52:03 am ** Commander-Luminaire was kicked by vastblue * Spreadin' the love.
01:52:07 am ** Commander-Luminaire has joined
01:52:10 am ** Commander-Luminaire was kicked by IaiaRose * :heart:
01:52:13 am <invisibledecoy> :cries: no kick from MN?
01:52:14 am ** Commander-Luminaire has joined
01:52:17 am ** Commander-Luminaire was kicked by Xerces * Lolfox
01:52:21 am ** invisibledecoy was kicked by anjules * ok ok we luff you too



Quote #19985

~Midli:iconMidli: quotes, 3h 5m ago
* imgonnaeatamoose is back
<imgonnaeatamoose> did anyone miss me?
<imgonnaeatamoose> Guess not
<imgonnaeatamoose> ah well
<imgonnaeatamoose> Anyway
<imgonnaeatamoose> If anyone is paying attention I am going to kill myself with my own weiner
** imgonnaeatamoose has left [connection closed]



Quote #19984

~KittenNekoni:iconKittenNekoni: quotes, 3h 13m ago
11:26:53 pm * Darkly-Inspiration flying pounces popcornkitten
11:27:14 pm * popcornkitten pepperspreys Darkly-Inspiration's eyeBALLS
11:27:18 pm <popcornkitten> :aww:



Quote #19983

~SavantSamantha:iconSavantSamantha: quotes, 3h 30m ago
<SavantSamantha> i just found a new shake emote!!
<paradoxicalshaman> aw, i'm loved by a bot
<SavantSamantha> :thumb42716156:
<paradoxicalshaman> thats a pretty angry shake emote... to shake tea. man, you must be pissed to do that
<SavantSamantha> paradoxicalshaman: yeah! someone forgot my lemon wedge!
<HardcoreBandGeek> LOL



Quote #19982

~SavantSamantha:iconSavantSamantha: quotes, 3h 32m ago
<khal137> she's good at non-verbal communication
<paradoxicalshaman> haha indeed
<khal137> wow
<khal137> that sounded wrong
<paradoxicalshaman> khal137: lol... i think i knew what you mean, it's all good
<khal137> :paranoid:
<SavantSamantha> khal137: :noes:
<SavantSamantha> naughty naughty!
<khal137> SavantSamantha: you know you like it "shh: :P
<khal137> :shh: even
<SavantSamantha> khal137: :eyes:
<paradoxicalshaman> khal137: your nonverbal communication is obviously just as good as savantsamanthas
<SavantSamantha> ooh SNAP!
<khal137> paradoxicalshaman: haha
<SavantSamantha> paradoxicalshaman: me and khal137 could teach you our ways :eyes:
<khal137> I think we should put it to a test
<khal137> see whos better
<SavantSamantha> khal137: you're on!
<SavantSamantha> khal137: :evileye:
<paradoxicalshaman> i think thats a good idea
<paradoxicalshaman> begin!
<SavantSamantha> paradoxicalshaman: who goes first?
<paradoxicalshaman> uhm, rock paper scissors to see
<SavantSamantha> paradoxicalshaman: how does that work over the internet?



Quote #19981

`smoking-mirrors:iconsmoking-mirrors: quotes, 3h 32m ago
<mykel> "Zack's Chocolate, it's ok to swallow:"
<Gulivar> Haha.
<Gulivar> Hahaha.
<Spiff-Johnson> "Zack's Chocolate - WARNING: do not ingest."



Quote #19979

~Jack-Lilac458:iconJack-Lilac458: quotes, 4h 45m ago
<Jack-Lilac458>:evillaugh:
<Jack-Lilac458>I've done the math!
<Jack-Lilac458>and!
<Jack-Lilac458>I have come to the conclusion!
<Simply-Nisha>what is that conclusion
<Jack-Lilac458>that if your entire family is 100% German except for your great, great, great, great grandfather who is 100% Japanese, then that would make you 97.125% German and 2.875% Japanese :meow:
<Simply-Nisha>ok so why did you do that math
<Jack-Lilac458>owo; I dunno



Quote #19978

~Jack-Lilac458:iconJack-Lilac458: quotes, 4h 47m ago
<tresson>math hurts my noodle :O
<Jack-Lilac458>I'm a girl so I don't have a noodle ;3;
<tresson>Jack-Lilac458: wrong noodle :giggle:
<Jack-Lilac458>tresson: :dummy: Doesn't matter, because men think with the same one!
<tresson>Jack-Lilac458: :O



Quote #19974

=snurtz:iconsnurtz: quotes, 5h 47m ago
<Anavar> jobs are like boyfriends: you want one, but you're never quite sure why



Quote #19972

*SunnyChan89:iconSunnyChan89: quotes, 6h 2m ago
<DemonInsanity> Why are you eating instant ramen in my house :thumb68344829:.
<Flamboyant-Pencil> Why are you breasting instant breast in my breast. >:c



Quote #19968

=YukiMizuno:iconYukiMizuno: quotes, 8h 40m ago
07:58:21 pm <Jack-Lilac458> where's my boob holder? Dx
07:58:29 pm <YukiMizuno> :O
07:58:36 pm <Tyde07> Jack-Lilac458: ...
07:58:39 pm <Tyde07> Did you loose your bra O.o
07:58:48 pm <YukiMizuno> :lmao:
08:00:05 pm <Jack-Lilac458> Tyde07: >: yus



Quote #19967

*hellhoundp2k:iconhellhoundp2k: quotes, 8h 52m ago
<myxchemicalxkiss> :eyes:
<whttigrluvr> :thumb13811503:
<hellhoundp2k> :eyes:
<hellhoundp2k> Everybody now
<hellhoundp2k> :eyes:
<whttigrluvr> :eyes:
<stephi-g> :eyes:
<hellhoundp2k> :eyes:
<myxchemicalxkiss> :eyes:
* myxchemicalxkiss :eyes:
** ManjyomeThunder has joined
<myxchemicalxkiss> ManjyomeThunder: :eyes:
<ManjyomeThunder> myxchemicalxkiss: no homo.
<hellhoundp2k> ManjyomeThunder: :eyes:
<stephi-g> ManjyomeThunder: :eyes:
<hellhoundp2k> Everyone!
<ManjyomeThunder> ....no homo(s)
<myxchemicalxkiss> ManjyomeThunder: :eyes:
<whttigrluvr> Manjy: :eyes:
<hellhoundp2k> ManjyomeThunder: :eyes:
<myxchemicalxkiss> ManjyomeThunder: :eyes:
<stephi-g> ManjyomeThunder: :eyes:
* myxchemicalxkiss ManjyomeThunder :eyes:



Quote #19965

*Blackrose841:iconBlackrose841: quotes, 9h 29m ago
<photo-elena-graphy>omg
<photo-elena-graphy>this woman drove into me with a cart at the store
<photo-elena-graphy>can you believe that
<photo-elena-graphy> and she didnt even apologize
<photo-elena-graphy>she just kept oging
<photo-elena-graphy>i was like wtff
<photo-elena-graphy>if youre gonna get a cart know how to use it
<Skylink>photo-elena-graphy: owned. lol
<photo-elena-graphy>she gave me a dirty look
<photo-elena-graphy>what a bitttttchhhh
** Beka-Lysehas joined
<Fun4Fun>Hai *Beka-Lyse! you call me a bitch and i just laugh ... because i knew that WAAAY before you did



Quote #19963

=snurtz:iconsnurtz: quotes, 9h 41m ago
<Jeiku-San> ninjas cant be emo, cause they cut themselves, and every cut from a ninja is lethal D:



Quote #19962

=i-hate-mushrooms:iconi-hate-mushrooms: quotes, 10h 14m ago
07:26:28 pm <photofroggy> IT'S LIME
07:26:31 pm <photofroggy> wat
07:26:37 pm <photofroggy> *IT'S MILE



Quote #19960

=cresent-lunette:iconcresent-lunette: quotes, 10h 36m ago
04:04:26 pm * Buremerusensei thinks of random things like emeralds and dirt
04:04:40 pm <Buremerusensei> Dirt can be pretty too!
04:04:41 pm <Buremerusensei> xD
04:04:41 pm ** akastukigirlrayne has joined
04:04:48 pm <akastukigirlrayne> om nom nom
04:04:54 pm <Buremerusensei> akastukigirlrayne: lol
04:04:56 pm <cresent-lunette> yes, om nom nom the dirt
04:05:01 pm <Buremerusensei> xDDDDDDDDDD
04:05:03 pm <akastukigirlrayne> dirt? o.o



Quote #19959

~sailorxXchibiXxmoon:iconsailorxXchibiXxmoon: quotes, 11h 49m ago
* SwirlyRockStar throws a switch on his master control board, turning everyone in the room into ducks.
<sailorxXchibiXxmoon> Quack.
* SwirlyRockStar pulls a lever on the wall next to his control board, removing sailorxXchibiXxmoon's onomatopoeia abilities.
* sailorxXchibiXxmoon doesn't quack.



Quote #19958

~sailorxXchibiXxmoon:iconsailorxXchibiXxmoon: quotes, 11h 50m ago
<SwirlyRockStar> We've already scared FlyingPurpleGiraffes off like this.
** HardcoreBandGeek has left



Quote #19956

=Rainbow-Mist-Topaz:iconRainbow-Mist-Topaz: quotes, 13h 6m ago
<DeMaulwurfn> Why THE HELL
<DeMaulwurfn> Do I get emails
<deviousdarkheart> ...
<StrickenSober> ...
<Rainbow-Mist-Topaz> ...
<deviousdarkheart> Because you give people your address? :bucktooth:
<DeMaulwurfn> from British Telecom
<deviousdarkheart> Oh



Quote #19954

=deviousdarkheart:icondeviousdarkheart: quotes, 13h 12m ago
<deviousdarkheart> DCZed: If he isn't, I'm going to hurt him. :evileye:
<deviousdarkheart> Wait
<deviousdarkheart> That was sent to the wrong person
<deviousdarkheart> StrickenSober: If he isn't, I'm going to hurt him. :evileye:
<deviousdarkheart> There.
<deviousdarkheart> FUCK THE D AND THE S BEING NEXT TO EACH OTHER
<StrickenSober> FUCK X AND C BEING SO CLOSE TOGETHER.
<StrickenSober> I tell people all the time to gimme a sex instead of gimme a sec.
<StrickenSober> >__>
<deviousdarkheart> LMFAO.
<StrickenSober> Or A and D.
<StrickenSober> Back when I first made my facebook account
<deviousdarkheart> A and D are not next to each other, StrickenSober.
<StrickenSober> A and S.
<StrickenSober> Woops.
<deviousdarkheart> Our point exactly.
<StrickenSober> ANYWAYS.
<StrickenSober> I told her thanks for the ass, instead of thanks for the add.



Quote #19953

=xxbcxx:iconxxbcxx: quotes, 13h 23m ago
21:14:56 * xxbcxx waits for her other self to time out D:
21:15:05 <duststorm10> xxbcxx: I'm so kidnapping her
21:15:11 * duststorm10 kidnaps xxbcxx(2)
21:15:21 <xxbcxx> duststorm10: she's worth a fortune on the black market!
21:15:30 <duststorm10> xxbcxx: And when I get lonely :flirty:
21:15:31 ** xxbcxx has left [timed out]
21:15:32 <duststorm10> D:
21:15:34 <duststorm10> Dammit.
21:15:36 <xxbcxx> duststorm10: you scared her away.
21:15:38 <duststorm10> Lonely again. v_v
21:15:43 <DreamingMyth> duststorm10: she left before you could sell her D:
21:15:36 <xxbcxx> duststorm10: you scared her away.
21:15:38 <duststorm10> Lonely again. v_v
21:15:43 <DreamingMyth> duststorm10: she left before you could sell her D:
21:15:57 <duststorm10> DreamingMyth: Sell her or use her :lol:
21:17:46 <xxbcxx> DreamingMyth: duststorm10... Flippin Nora guys.... D: xxbcxx (2) has feelings you know! :noes:
21:16:09 <DreamingMyth> duststorm10: uhm, I would have sold her.. D:



Quote #19949

~RadioactiveSamurai:iconRadioactiveSamurai: quotes, 19h 22m ago
*** You have joined #getLIT *
<TheKingofFall>and ass katanas
<darkcrescendo>...beat me to it your thunderstealing mofo



Quote #19944

~venuslove:iconvenuslove: quotes, 1d 1h ago
** OddWritings was kicked by OddWritings * You are a bad Oddy. GO TO YOUR ROOM! D:<



Quote #19943

^Platinus:iconPlatinus: quotes, 1d 2h ago
<Platinus> Hanratty-Stock: HELEN-BAQ AND I ARE MAKING BABIES, WANNA JOIN?
<Helen-Baq> Hanratty-Stock: JOIN US! WE HAVE GLITTER!!! :thumb120092112:
<Hanratty-Stock> YAY GLITTER BABIES



Quote #19933

~Spirit-Of-The-Moon:iconSpirit-Of-The-Moon: quotes, 1d 7h ago
<Elleynature192> I know....she's all....AHHHH BLARBLE KNARBLE BAAALAH BLAH BLAH!]



Quote #19932

=YukiMizuno:iconYukiMizuno: quotes, 1d 8h ago
08:16:05 pm <CaitlynMario> okay, wtf. kakuna at lv4?
08:16:06 pm <CaitlynMario> :thumb68344829:
08:16:34 pm <CaitlynMario> weedle doesn't lvl up til 7.
08:16:36 pm <CaitlynMario> stupid shit.
08:16:40 pm <CaitlynMario> GLITCH
08:16:41 pm <CaitlynMario> :thumb68344829:
08:17:04 pm <YukiMizuno> :lmao: Yes, it does that to confuse the kiddies. :bucktooth:
08:17:22 pm <CaitlynMario> and i swear, the only thing kakuna has is harden. :slow:
08:17:25 pm <CaitlynMario> and i'm amused at that fact
08:17:33 pm <CaitlynMario> cause... kakuna's are shaped like...
08:17:34 pm <CaitlynMario> well
08:17:35 pm <CaitlynMario> :thumb12725594:
08:17:38 pm <YukiMizuno> :thumb34117907:
08:17:39 pm <CaitlynMario> and it hardens.
08:17:43 pm <CaitlynMario> :thumb12725594:
08:17:47 pm <YukiMizuno> :lmao:
08:17:50 pm <CaitlynMario> NOT LIKE I'M HINTING AT ANYTHING
08:17:56 pm <CaitlynMario> but.. you know. :thumb34071058:
08:17:58 pm <YukiMizuno> :thumb91947544:



Quote #19931

=YukiMizuno:iconYukiMizuno: quotes, 1d 8h ago
08:13:03 pm <CaitlynMario> YukiMizuno: okay so i'm playing pkmn firered. and i got a spearow... is it bad that i named him chewbacca? :thumb34071058:
08:13:35 pm <YukiMizuno> CaitlynMario: :lmao: I don't know; what gender? :bucktooth:
08:13:40 pm <CaitlynMario> uhm.
08:13:42 pm * CaitlynMario looks
08:13:46 pm <YukiMizuno> :lol:
08:13:51 pm <CaitlynMario> hehe, female.
08:13:55 pm <CaitlynMario> :thumb54263725:
08:14:01 pm <YukiMizuno> :lmao:
08:14:09 pm <Gorsecloud> .... XD
08:14:10 pm <Gorsecloud> EPIC.
08:14:18 pm <CaitlynMario> i couldn't think of another name for it! :noes:
08:14:43 pm * CaitlynMario is starting out from the beginning on Firered. :thumb34071058:
08:14:43 pm <YukiMizuno> If it was male, I'd name it Jack... Jack Spearow. *shot*
08:14:48 pm <CaitlynMario> XDD
08:14:51 pm <CaitlynMario> Win
08:15:00 pm <CaitlynMario> if i find one, i will do that. :bucktooth:
08:15:08 pm <YukiMizuno> :lol: Alright. XD



Quote #19928

=Jucali:iconJucali: quotes, 1d 9h ago
* Senju-HiMe throws the shit pile on her brother's bedroom cause he made her angry
<Senju-HiMe> *****SHIRT



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