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Quote #81083

~KitsuneQueen1992:iconkitsunequeen1992: quotes, 2d 2h ago
*** You have joined #UnderworldofVampires *
<KitsuneQueen1992>mwahaha! It is fixed!
<KitsuneQueen1992>O.O I'M NEKKID!!!
* KitsuneQueen1992covers herself and her lack of greasemonkey and superdAmn



12

Quote #81082

~hellhoundp2k:iconhellhoundp2k: quotes, 2d 2h ago
09:06:26 PM ** ThePhantomMan has joined
09:06:32 PM <ThePhantomMan> hi
09:06:55 PM <ThePhantomMan> hello?
09:07:16 PM <ThePhantomMan> H​E​L​L​O​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!
09:07:31 PM <ThePhantomMan> i kinda FUCKING SAID HI
09:07:46 PM ** ThePhantomMan has left



15

Quote #81081

*RussianNiko:iconrussianniko: quotes, 2d 3h ago
<krysune>WE ARE MONSSSS
<Morianrhod>WE MUST BE AS SWIFT AS THE THE COURSING PONYTA.
<Morianrhod>WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A TYPLOSHIOOOON.
<krysune>WE ARE MONNSSS
<krysune>WITH AL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING GYRADOS
<Morianrhod>MYSTERIOUS AS THE CREEPY LUNATONE.
<krysune>CELEBI IS RACING TOWARDS US
<Morianrhod>TIL THE MONS ARRIVE.
<krysune>HEED MY EVERY ATTACK AND YOU MIGHT NOT FAINT
<Morianrhod>YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR THE BATTLES, BUIZEL.
<krysune>SO PACK UP YOUR BALL, GO HOME YOU'RE THROUGJ
<Morianrhod>HOW COULD I MAKE A MON OUT OF YOU?



12

Quote #81080

=KoMichi-Cookee:iconkomichi-cookee: quotes, 2d 4h ago
18:13:28 <KoMichi-Cookee> I saw a rainbow! :iconyayprussiaplz:
18:20:14 <BlazeLikeTorches> KoMichi-Cookee: DID YOU TAIST THE RAINBOW?
18:20:31 <HetaliaRP-Scotland> XD BLAZE~!
18:20:38 <KoMichi-Cookee> Sadly I wasn't close enough to taste it.
18:20:55 <KoMichi-Cookee> Other wise I think it would of tasted like skittles! :iconyayprussiaplz:
18:21:23 <BlazeLikeTorches> IKR
18:21:57 <KoMichi-Cookee> :iconskittlesplz:
18:22:03 <BlazeLikeTorches> yum
18:22:35 <KoMichi-Cookee> One of the very few candies I can eat. Fuck you chocolate allergies.



22

Quote #81079

~Kryptus1:iconkryptus1: quotes, 2d 6h ago
<LeadHeart787>jake did it
<Kryptus1>ti did ekaj
<Fyanni>ʇı pıp ǝʞɐɾ
<Kryptus1> :iconwatchoutplz:



15

Quote #81078

^laserbeast:iconlaserbeast: quotes, 2d 7h ago
03:58:26 PM <B0nkers> twicehalf promised he'd provide.
03:58:43 PM ** twicehalf has left [timed out]
03:58:44 PM <B0nkers> SCUMBAG! Where are you when you are needed?



8

Quote #81077

~Tacozaurus:icontacozaurus: quotes, 2d 8h ago
04:02:15 PM <Tacozaurus> ++zap TheShadowSeeker
04:02:16 PM <MetallicTaco> ZAP! theshadowseeker is now a Meloetta [Pirouette] For 3 minutes!!
04:02:46 PM <wisherboy> haaaa ha ha ha
04:02:51 PM <wisherboy> your all girly
04:02:54 PM <wisherboy> ++zap me
04:02:54 PM <MetallicTaco> ZAP! wisherboy is now a Skiploom For 3 minutes!!
04:02:58 PM <wisherboy> :C
04:04:25 PM <Tacozaurus> You were saying?



23

Quote #81063

~DivinityArcane:icondivinityarcane: quotes, 3d 9h ago
11:38:01 <DivinityArcane> I should change my name
11:38:05 <DivinityArcane> ~douchebag
11:38:07 <DivinityArcane> nvm it's taken



8

Quote #81059

`catluvr2:iconcatluvr2: quotes, 3d 17h ago
06:56:25 <Nyiana-Sama> WhiteMaze: I work in a meat room at a grocery store. Its my job to wrap all the meat that gets cut
06:56:40 <copperrein> hah, Nyiana-Sama plays with meat all day :iconteheplz:
06:57:00 <WhiteMaze> Really? My ex worked at a meat room too
06:57:11 <WhiteMaze> She chopped up meat ...
06:57:26 <WhiteMaze> Kind of took me out of the moment in bed :stare:
#devart



14

Quote #81055

~Blake-Highwind-XVI:iconblake-highwind-xvi: quotes, 4d 2h ago
08:31:42 PM <AttiaStreeth17> Would you like any mints?
08:32:03 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> Depends, let me see how many stupid things I've done today...
08:32:28 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> I only eat mints after doing stupid things. That should be like, 24/7, but it isn't, strangly.
08:33:48 PM <AttiaStreeth17> Put your head in the freezer recently?
08:33:58 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> Shut up.
08:34:00 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> That was once.
08:34:01 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> >>
08:34:01 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> <<
08:34:40 PM * AttiaStreeth17 *cough* twie
08:34:42 PM <AttiaStreeth17> *twice
08:34:51 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> More like Fifty...
08:35:08 PM <AttiaStreeth17> So.
08:35:10 PM <Pocket-Carwash> Blake-Highwind-XVI: Hi
08:35:13 PM <AttiaStreeth17> Would you like a mint with that?
08:35:19 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> ....
08:35:23 PM <Blake-Highwind-XVI> Give me the entire box.



16

Quote #81049

^neurotype:iconneurotype: quotes, 4d 5h ago
<neurotype> let's give these fuckers some real irony
* futilitarian is away: ironing



10

Quote #81043

`Narfmaster:iconnarfmaster: quotes, 4d 8h ago
08:05:11 pm <sockhidingunderarock> And firefox is balls.
08:05:18 pm <B0nkers> Fox does has balls
08:05:20 pm <Narfmaster> what
08:05:24 pm <copperrein> what?
08:05:28 pm <Narfmaster> what!
08:05:29 pm <B0nkers> Wha?
08:05:32 pm <Lazlaar> WHO!?
08:05:33 pm <Narfmaster> quoi?
08:05:34 pm <KristenSpork> fdghdjh
08:05:37 pm <sockhidingunderarock> when!
08:05:40 pm <Lazlaar> pardon moi?
08:05:48 pm <Lazlaar> asscuse me?
08:05:49 pm <B0nkers> scuze?
08:05:57 pm <Lazlaar> NO COMPREDEZ
08:06:00 pm <128-AmitaF-BoorA-812> vat is this



5

Quote #81042

~DivinityArcane:icondivinityarcane: quotes, 4d 12h ago
08:54:26 <DeathShadow--666> DivinityArcane: oh look, there's weddings too..
08:54:34 <DivinityArcane> yeah
08:54:41 <DivinityArcane> all their games [afaik] have marriage
08:54:49 <DivinityArcane> it's usually quite expensive
08:54:53 <DeathShadow--666> DivinityArcane: "A wedding can take place between two players of the opposite or the same genders."
08:55:09 <DivinityArcane> DeathShadow--666: marry me :stare:



6

Quote #81031

~Nbianjwaca:iconnbianjwaca: quotes, 5d 5h ago
<Blind-Rave> That's an Alien doe

<Blind-Rave> he's an alien

<Blind-Rave> that's like eating spock

<Blind-Rave> don't eat spock max

<Zengie111> (gosh dang it.)



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Quote #81028

*twicehalf:icontwicehalf: quotes, 5d 7h ago
09:36:17 PM <phoenixleo> Look here Simba
09:36:20 PM <phoenixleo> Everything the net touches
09:36:23 PM <phoenixleo> is your realm!
09:36:37 PM <phoenixleo> But dad! what about the rest?
09:36:44 PM <phoenixleo> THAT'S CALLED IRL AND DON'T GO THERE
09:36:56 PM <phoenixleo> But.. :iconbutbutplz: why?
09:37:03 PM <phoenixleo> BECAUSE I SAID SO
09:37:14 PM <phoenixleo> OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED FOREVER



8

Quote #81017

=zack347:iconzack347: quotes, 5d 22h ago
10:15:49 PM <savana-maxillion> zack347: so what do you do on here ?
10:15:55 PM <zack347> internets
10:16:01 PM <zack347> :icondoaninternetplz:
10:16:27 PM <iseechew> he hangs out with awesome people..
10:16:28 PM <iseechew> XD
10:16:29 PM <Kokyal0rd> Books
10:16:30 PM <RatChieftain> What do you mean by "on here?"
10:16:35 PM <Kokyal0rd> :icondoabookplz:
10:16:41 PM <zack347> Kokyal0rd: :icongetoutplz:



10

Quote #81002

`AwsumZ:iconawsumz: quotes, 6d 9h ago
<kizgoth>MethusulaComics: My love, you couldn't be badass if a badass thing from a badass place came and hit you in the badassery.



2

Quote #80999

`catluvr2:iconcatluvr2: quotes, 6d 15h ago
08:53:02 <nyancatwaffles> cats suck dogs rule who agrees
08:53:22 <catluvr2> nyancatwaffles: You're a disgrace to the name of cat.
08:53:25 <nyancatwaffles> thank u!
08:53:33 <catluvr2> nyancatwaffles: You're welcome.



10

Quote #80992

~Anavar:iconanavar: quotes, 6d 23h ago
10:38:29 PM <Anavar> there are so many fruits in this smoothie
10:38:53 PM <Xenonith> I read that as manly fruits
10:38:58 PM <Anavar> yes
10:39:02 PM <Anavar> it is a smoothie of manly fruits
10:39:06 PM <Anavar> delicious
10:39:08 PM <Xenonith> lmaooo



7

Quote #80991

~Tacozaurus:icontacozaurus: quotes, 6d 23h ago
12:21:04 AM <QueenOfDragons93> I once handed my ass to someone
12:21:05 AM <SoldierToger> Toss it on the grill man.



18

Quote #80990

=snurtz:iconsnurtz: quotes, May 17, 2013, 7:59:26 PM
<Silver-Comet> Guys what do I title this email
<Anavar> flying bears
<Silver-Comet> that is unprofessional but I appreciate your suggestion



7

Quote #80985

=zack347:iconzack347: quotes, May 17, 2013, 5:14:36 PM
05:11:40 PM <TheOneTheyCallHyde> zack347: Yes... for you see... I am an A.I. I was created to bring peace to the internet...
05:11:42 PM <SgtSlugThePegasi> im eating frosting
05:11:56 PM <zack347> TheOneTheyCallHyde: Well you're doing it wrong



8

Quote #80982

=GoaliGrlTilDeath:icongoaligrltildeath: quotes, May 17, 2013, 3:06:31 PM
** maymay1717 has joined
<ShareBot> ~maymay1717 is new here, please welcome her ;)
<GoaliGrlTilDeath> I saw flying blood and thought "huh, someone else is on their period, too."



5

Quote #80977

=Guy2362:iconguy2362: quotes, May 17, 2013, 8:04:46 AM
* Mouseygirl123 licks Guy2361 "tasty"

<Guy2361> Mouseygirl123: Don't you dare eat me.

<CrimsonCannaBot> Guy2361: Mouseygirl123 is currently away: cooking :la:

<nightwolf4176> o.0 what is she cooking?

<Guy2361> Food >3>

<Guy2362> You <3<



7

Quote #80970

~SorensonShinigami:iconsorensonshinigami: quotes, May 16, 2013, 7:47:42 PM
<Mary-Lovington> Sorry, I'm tired

<SorensonShinigami> I sleep in a fucking closet

<SorensonShinigami> You don't know tired

<Mary-Lovington> Yes I do. When I stay up all night and get just 40 minutes of sleeping when I haven't really been sleeping. I know tired.

<SorensonShinigami> I didn't mean that...

<SorensonShinigami> I've had a rough day and were moving AGAIN (18th time in 14 years)

<SorensonShinigami> And mom and dad are fighting again.

<Mary-Lovington> Ah

<SorensonShinigami> Over custody of the goddamned cat

<SorensonShinigami> and not even the decent one



6

Quote #80967

*HorseFoal00101:iconhorsefoal00101: quotes, May 16, 2013, 5:54:51 PM
[8:53:41 PM] Elizabeth Lovett (Lizardling): goooooat
[8:53:44 PM] Elizabeth Lovett (Lizardling): gooooooat
[8:53:48 PM] Elizabeth Lovett (Lizardling): goooooooooooooat
[8:53:51 PM] Elizabeth Lovett (Lizardling): goooooooooooooooooooooooat
[8:53:54 PM] Elizabeth Lovett (Lizardling): gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooat
[8:53:58 PM] Elizabeth Lovett (Lizardling): goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooat
[8:53:58 PM] Paige Marley (Goatling): YEAH?
[8:54:01 PM] Elizabeth Lovett (Lizardling): hi
[8:54:04 PM] Elizabeth Lovett (Lizardling): I MADE STAIRS
[8:54:13 PM] Paige Marley (Goatling): TALENT



13

Quote #80959

~philby:iconphilby: quotes, May 16, 2013, 1:18:12 PM
<solanos> I feel like riding harry potter again
<philby> wat
<solanos> Reading
<solanos> omg



6

Quote #80953

=zack347:iconzack347: quotes, May 15, 2013, 10:14:03 PM
10:11:06 PM <bogm0nst3r> I wager four pennies!
10:11:14 PM <zack347> sold!
10:11:17 PM <JoeBro95> I wage a girlfriend
10:11:20 PM <JoeBro95> :I
10:11:27 PM <zack347> JoeBro95: cant bid what you don't have
10:11:37 PM <zack347> buuurrrrn.
10:11:40 PM <zack347> :U
10:11:42 PM <ShadowMyBoy> Hehehe
10:11:43 PM <JoeBro95> zack347: I meant getting one for you
10:11:44 PM <JoeBro95> :U
10:11:48 PM <JoeBro95> then again
10:11:50 PM <JoeBro95> you're right
10:11:52 PM <zack347> lol
10:11:55 PM <JoeBro95> cuz that impossible too



44

Quote #80945

=May-I-Have-A-Cookie:iconmay-i-have-a-cookie: quotes, May 15, 2013, 5:08:10 PM
01:06:20 AM <xXEclipseTheCatXx> does anyone know a quick fix for a fucked face?
01:06:28 AM <Astralseed> xXEclipseTheCatXx: paper bag?
01:06:32 AM <May-I-Have-A-Cookie> xXEclipseTheCatXx: SHOVEL
01:06:33 AM <May-I-Have-A-Cookie> !
01:06:33 AM <kizgoth> xXEclipseTheCatXx: Ice.



40

Quote #80944

*LeadHeart787:iconleadheart787: quotes, May 15, 2013, 4:36:37 PM
<WhiteAlbion>hey, i've already done a good many :D i have like what, 3 class symbols left?
<WhiteWolfEclipse>Oh my gosh
<WhiteWolfEclipse>You used a smiley face
<LeadHeart787>albion used a smiley-
<LeadHeart787>omg he did
<Nbianjwaca>oh my gosh
<LeadHeart787>:iconinglipplz:
<Kryptus1>THATS NOT ALBION
<WhiteAlbion>did i hold shift while typing?
<WhiteAlbion>:d
<WhiteAlbion>:D
<LeadHeart787>THAT'S A BLOODY SPY
<Kryptus1>REVEAL NO SENSITIVE INFORMATION TO THE INTRUDER
<WhiteWolfEclipse>Oh dear what has this world become
<WhiteAlbion>*head turns upside down* I'm totally not a spy.
<Kryptus1> :icondatspyplz:<-- albion
<WhiteWolfEclipse>What is this - smiley faces and astrix roleplaying. This couldn't be him
<WhiteAlbion>out of all of the different ethnicities within me, french is not one of them
<WhiteAlbion>i may be related to an ancient scottish king, but not french people.......well except for that whole france invading england hundreds of years ago, affecting the language in the process



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