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Quote #4254

@anjules:iconanjules: quotes, 9h 2m ago
<Bostwickenator> cornholing: Redbull or redbull concentrate?
<cornholing> Bostwickenator: normal redbull.... ive never heard of red bull concentrate??
<anjules> Bostwickenator: we have that here?
<Bostwickenator> anjules: Yes we do :D
<anjules> Bostwickenator: what colour is it?
<Bostwickenator> anjules: I'm not going to lie its pretty near the colour of urine
<anjules> Bostwickenator: :lmao: I meant the bottle!!



Quote #4251

*lenawargo:iconlenawargo: quotes, 12h 32m ago
10:58:07 pm <battlefate> IAmTheException: I don't recycle plastic bags. I do what I want!



Quote #4248

=frozenpandaman:iconfrozenpandaman: quotes, 16h 17m ago
08:23:31 pm <ManjyomeThunder> I'm bored
08:23:41 pm <ManjyomeThunder> frozenpandaman: Green-Day-Hige: Fight to the death.
08:23:43 pm ** Green-Day-Hige has left [timed out]
08:24:31 pm <ManjyomeThunder> frozenpandaman wins.



Quote #4247

=b0r3d13:iconb0r3d13: quotes, 16h 19m ago
07:11:16 pm <Un-Heard> b0r3d13: Mwahaha!
07:11:30 pm <Un-Heard> b0r3d13: I've finally come up with a solution to my "half empty, half full" problem.
07:11:36 pm <b0r3d13> oh?
07:11:36 pm <Un-Heard> The glass is at 50%! :mwahaha:
07:11:47 pm <b0r3d13> :lmao:



Quote #4246

~MissMetalyssa:iconMissMetalyssa: quotes, 18h 48m ago
04:42:14 pm <youthculture> i support cheating!
04:42:24 pm * DaPineapple cheats on youthculture.
04:42:26 pm * leaf-lover cheats on youthculture



Quote #4244

=frozenpandaman:iconfrozenpandaman: quotes, 18h 50m ago
<MissMetalyssa> dollywater222: Stop mass caps, jesus tap dancing christ.
<DaPineapple> MissMetalyssa: :icontorched: <-- Jesus tapdancing Christ?



Quote #4243

=DJStrife:iconDJStrife: quotes, 20h 27m ago
16:59:15 <yashachan> DJStrife: Ask him if they've cleared the cookies and cache or tried logging out and then back in.
17:00:32 ** InvaderMar has joined
17:00:45 <DJStrife> k
17:02:15 <DJStrife> yashachan: Cookies/scripts not running?
17:02:25 <InvaderMar> COOKIES
17:02:30 <DJStrife> :ohmygod:



Quote #4242

~Death-Wish-Kid:iconDeath-Wish-Kid: quotes, 20h 29m ago
* Death-Wish-Kid is away: I need fucking food damnit D<
<fangelchild> uhm... if my food were fucking i think i'd put it back on the grill for a bit longer :/



Quote #4241

=DJStrife:iconDJStrife: quotes, 20h 51m ago
16:36:07 <leaf-lover> being drunk in front of your teachers is surreal



Quote #4240

~doubleyou-tee-eff:icondoubleyou-tee-eff: quotes, 22h 15m ago
16:15:57 <sneakysnickerz> Canada, Americas top hat :salute:
16:16:10 <sneakysnickerz> and Mexico, Americas underpants :bucktooth:



Quote #4237

~Jeaneai:iconJeaneai: quotes, 23h 49m ago
<Jeaneai> I need a shower. I wish I could create like this machine that showers you for you.
<Jeaneai> Like you step in and step out clean.
<Jeaneai> 5 minutes.
<sneakysnickerz> Jeaneai: i know, its way too much hassle :thumb24628777:
<Ghost-Insignus> Jeaneai: O really?
<Jeaneai> One day, you'll see the headline "Jeaneai invents amazing shower machine that showers you automatically." Or just "With Jeaneai, Shower take YOU!!"



Quote #4236

*angelitonegro:iconangelitonegro: quotes, 1d 1h ago
06:46:03 pm <chriissis> those are my favourite emotes :P
06:46:57 pm <angelitonegro> :thumb68785484: and this?
06:47:26 pm <chriissis> it`s cute
06:49:06 pm <angelitonegro> :nod:
06:49:29 pm <chriissis> why the girl is yellow? i wanna a reg girl and a blue boy :P
06:50:10 pm <angelitonegro> hahahah
06:50:14 pm <angelitonegro> she was sick
06:50:14 pm <angelitonegro> lol
06:50:24 pm <chriissis> aww



Quote #4235

=smoking-mirrors:iconsmoking-mirrors: quotes, 1d 2h ago
11:26:05 am <smoking-mirrors> I have pancakes.
11:26:08 am <smoking-mirrors> And my mom's at work.
11:26:14 am <kamizu> eat them
11:26:18 am <Exyo> eat them
11:26:21 am <Nex9k9> We're all coming over.
11:26:25 am <Nex9k9> Wait for us.
11:26:29 am <smoking-mirrors> Yay.
11:26:30 am <smoking-mirrors> Er
11:26:33 am <smoking-mirrors> I don't have pancakes
11:26:35 am <smoking-mirrors> I want pancakes.
11:26:38 am <Nex9k9> ..
11:26:39 am <smoking-mirrors> That was a bad mess up.
11:26:42 am <smoking-mirrors> Sorry to disappoint.
11:26:46 am <kamizu> ..
11:26:47 am <Nex9k9> We're not coming over.
11:26:49 am <Nex9k9> No point.
11:26:51 am <smoking-mirrors> :(
11:26:53 am <kamizu> We're never coming over.
11:26:55 am <kamizu> Ever.



Quote #4234

=smoking-mirrors:iconsmoking-mirrors: quotes, 1d 2h ago
11:07:12 am <fimsy> :B i listen to metal punk and dance/techo/electronic :B how arab am i?
11:07:24 am <kamizu> i hate all caribbean music, how caribbean am i?
11:07:51 am <smoking-mirrors> I love old folksong ballads.
11:07:54 am <smoking-mirrors> How English am I!?
11:08:04 am <kamizu> according to last.fm, people who listen to the music i like are located in eastern europe
11:08:25 am <Exyo> I listen to deathpolka and nothing else.
11:08:31 am <Exyo> People like me are so misunderstood :(



Quote #4232

=n1rvanat1zed:iconn1rvanat1zed: quotes, 1d 5h ago
<Demoneangelo> :shakefist: Wake up, Dai. Damnit
<n1rvanat1zed> wtf is a dai?
<Demoneangelo> That's my name, jerk-face -__-



Quote #4231

=Demoneangelo:iconDemoneangelo: quotes, 1d 5h ago
<KatMistress101> kk
<KatMistress101> is that a chat room?
<Demoneangelo> KatMistress101: No :bucktooth:
<KatMistress101> i relly am a nub
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Quote #4230

=Isvarmt:iconIsvarmt: quotes, 1d 5h ago
<Isvarmt> :noes::megaphone: GUESS WHO GOT AN A+ ON HER NORWEGIAN EXAM!?
<n1rvanat1zed> distancexkills: :cries:
<n1rvanat1zed> Isvarmt: distancexkills?
<Isvarmt> n1rvanat1zed: :|
<n1rvanat1zed> Isvarmt: ok, it was thewaterbook..
<Isvarmt> ....
<Isvarmt> :cries:
<n1rvanat1zed> penguin765!
<thewaterbook> D:
<n1rvanat1zed> Isvarmt: wait was it frozenpandaman then?
<Isvarmt> IT WAS ME IDIOT D:<
<n1rvanat1zed> Isvarmt: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
<thewaterbook> LMAO
<thewaterbook> LMFAO
<n1rvanat1zed> Isvarmt: congratulations!
<n1rvanat1zed> :boogie:
<distancexkills> n1rvanat1zed: <_<



Quote #4229

=n1rvanat1zed:iconn1rvanat1zed: quotes, 1d 6h ago
<courtney176> WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?
<magmanorn> It's wednesday here
<vastblue> BOOB O CLOCK!
<courtney176> Excellent
<n1rvanat1zed> didn't he ask day? =|



Quote #4228

*angelitonegro:iconangelitonegro: quotes, 1d 6h ago
02:06:10 pm ** rectummaximum has joined
02:06:10 pm <UnknownBot> [~rectummaximum] Welcome to UnknownPhotography, Please Read The Rules & FAQ , And Please Enjoy Your Stay!
02:06:14 pm <rectummaximum> talk to me
02:06:23 pm <rectummaximum> all i want to do is talk
02:06:28 pm <rectummaximum> give it to me
02:06:35 pm <rectummaximum> talk to meeeeeeeee
02:06:40 pm <rectummaximum> talk to me
02:06:48 pm <rectummaximum> all i wanna do is to talk
02:06:55 pm <rectummaximum> give it to me
02:07:04 pm <rectummaximum> hey is anyone on?
02:07:30 pm <rectummaximum> woah
02:07:33 pm <rectummaximum> awkward
02:07:45 pm ** rectummaximum has left [connection closed]
02:09:57 pm <angelitonegro> :O



Quote #4227

~Death-Wish-Kid:iconDeath-Wish-Kid: quotes, 1d 10h ago
<vrikshasen> PriestessOfSuzaku: I'm not emoing! Emoing is for emo people!!!}
<BelovedRouge> shirimasen667: Just cause they can, doesn't mean I can't hate them for doing.]
<vrikshasen> POTATOE!!!}
<vrikshasen> and yes, that is related}
<Death-Wish-Kid> O.o]
<shirimasen667> po.]
<shirimasen667> tay.]
<shirimasen667> toe.]



Quote #4226

*dammitMEL:icondammitMEL: quotes, 1d 13h ago
22:25:40 <spyed> dude andrew you're now mccannimal
22:25:47 <spyed> it's like mccanical except
22:26:02 <spyed> I think women will think more highly of you as mccanimal :p
22:26:06 <mccann> ah, thats inl ine with mccaniac ;)
22:26:14 <mccann> rawr.
22:26:21 <spyed> mmhmm. mccanimal.
22:26:46 <spyed> perfect! your classic entrance line can always be
22:26:48 <spyed> 'rawr'
22:26:52 <spyed> kinda like mine is 'y0' ?
22:26:59 <spyed> 'rawr'
22:27:05 <spyed> I like this. :P
22:27:22 <spyed> ok ok
22:27:27 <spyed> lets pretend you just came in to the room
22:27:33 * spyed clears throat
22:27:40 <realillusions> hey mccann!
22:27:45 <mccann> rawr.
22:27:46 <spyed> OK everyone, here's the one, the only! ... mccannimal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:27:55 <spyed> wait, wait, you're supposed to wait until after the introduction line
22:27:56 <princessmorgan> spyed: go home, get some rest... you're getting delusional.
22:27:58 <spyed> try it again try it again
22:27:59 <realillusions> oh
22:28:00 <realillusions> ok
22:28:05 ** mccann has left
22:28:13 ** mccann has joined
22:28:16 <spyed> ok, *ahem* here's the one, the only! ... mccannimal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:28:18 <realillusions> hey mccann!
22:28:23 <princessmorgan> omg, it's mccann
22:28:24 <mccann> raaaaaaawr.



Quote #4224

=LonesomeFaery:iconLonesomeFaery: quotes, 1d 13h ago
12:37:41 am ** PurgatoryBot has left [timed out]
12:38:06 am <LonesomeFaery> :noes:
12:38:17 am ** Midnight-Drakofelis has left [timed out]
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12:38:46 am <electricjonny> ManjyomeThunder: :poke: Bot's down :bucktooth:
12:38:56 am <b0r3d13> :thumb30488674:
12:39:02 am <compgroper> damn bot
12:39:15 am <Sindacious> HasNoOxygen did it.
12:39:19 am <Sindacious> He fapped it out.
12:39:22 am <HasNoOxygen> stfu
12:39:23 am <Nesshin> ha!
12:39:28 am <Sindacious> pfft
12:39:32 am <compgroper> lol
12:39:32 am <LonesomeFaery> :lol:
12:39:34 am <HasNoOxygen> fap
12:39:34 am <HasNoOxygen> fap
12:39:38 am <Sindacious> Don't get mad at me because you fapped it to death.



Quote #4223

=LonesomeFaery:iconLonesomeFaery: quotes, 1d 15h ago
11:18:45 pm <ManjyomeThunder> Pyro-Oden: i can't sleep
11:19:03 pm <ManjyomeThunder> Pyro-Oden: Whenever i close my eyes, i see daler mendi being eaten alive by descent cralers
11:19:05 pm <ManjyomeThunder> crawlers*



Quote #4222

~MissMetalyssa:iconMissMetalyssa: quotes, 1d 16h ago
<shadowed-light-waves> scarletwave: "I'll change! I know I can change!" :noes:
<MissMetalyssa> shadowed-light-waves: Saddam said that same thing to Satan. :|



Quote #4221

=Nullermanden:iconNullermanden: quotes, 1d 16h ago
*** You have joined #UnknownPhotography *
<Frankiedabat> OrendorffKnight: ohoh, you meant how well does it work, not physically HOW it works, haha, i haven't used it much, but it seems like it'll work well, it fires every time, thats the impmortant part
<Nullermanden> Frankiedabat: ...wait, what exactly are you talking about?
<Frankiedabat> OrendorffKnight: i imagine it wouldn't be hard to build one, for 10 bucks, i almost want to dismantle it and see if i could build one
<Nullermanden> O__o



Quote #4220

=redbutterfly253:iconredbutterfly253: quotes, 1d 17h ago
* darktowninja pokes jupiterkat2007 :poke:
<jupiterkat2007> darktowninja: quit pokin meh. im not the pillsbury doughboy :noes:



Quote #4219

*Nyiana-Sama:iconNyiana-Sama: quotes, 1d 18h ago
20:08:52 <Stief> Why am I upside down?
20:09:14 <oilsoaked> Stief: Your mom made you that way



Quote #4218

=Nullermanden:iconNullermanden: quotes, 1d 18h ago
* ohconspiracy back
* IaiaRose front
* ohconspiracy side
* Nullermanden left side
* IaiaRose right side
<Nullermanden> ohconspiracy: only one side. don't be greedy.
* Nullermanden top
<Nullermanden> wait
<Nullermanden> no
* Nullermanden bottom
<Nullermanden> I'm too lazy to be top
<IaiaRose> oh ffs top pwns all
** Saliency has left [timed out]
<Nullermanden> Saliency, I already called that
<Nullermanden> get your own damn side!



Quote #4217

=sirniqman:iconsirniqman: quotes, 1d 19h ago
<sirniqman> I feel bad for the screen names that have numbers of them, knowing that either (A)They couldn't get their name in the first place, or (B)There are multiple amounts of that name sprawn across dA. :bucktooth: </idiot>



Quote #4216

*edward-chans-girl:iconedward-chans-girl: quotes, 1d 19h ago
07:20:09 pm * ash--tray puts the breaks on the porn talk
07:20:17 pm <ihavenoorgans> brakes
07:20:17 pm <ash--tray> BRAKES
07:20:19 pm <ash--tray> BRAKES
07:20:25 pm <ash--tray> FUCK YOU MIKE
07:20:26 pm <ash--tray> GO DIE
07:20:29 pm <ihavenoorgans> i will
07:20:37 pm * ihavenoorgans an heros
07:20:37 pm <ash--tray> GOOD.