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Quote #71805

~DistressedFox:iconDistressedFox: quotes, 23m 58s ago
11:45:07 PM <F0X-D1E> you think they smell their own shit?
11:45:14 PM <F0X-D1E> the others in there
11:45:27 PM <F0X-D1E> i think they do
11:45:32 PM <F0X-D1E> :thumb156905837:
11:45:47 PM <F0X-D1E> im all like ":thumb263071598:"
11:45:56 PM <F0X-D1E> and theyre all like ":thumb156905837:"
11:46:12 PM <F0X-D1E> and then im all like ":thumb251565240:"



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Quote #71804

~SpiritPal:iconSpiritPal: quotes, 55m 46s ago
02:06:05 AM<luvmobomoga789> :iconpuppyandyplz::iconsaysplz: Hi! This wig is hot.

02:07:16 AM<animeater> Yes Andy it is *scream*

02:07:17 AM<SpiritPal> :iconpuppyconanplz::iconsaysplz: I'm cuter

02:07:35 AM<luvmobomoga789> :iconpuppyandyplz::iconsaysplz: More people love me

02:07:53 AM<SpiritPal> :iconpuppyconanplz::iconsaysplz: I'm the host

02:08:07 AM<animeater>:uconfangirlsplz: I love you both

02:08:14 AM<luvmobomoga789> :iconpuppyandyplz::iconsaysplz: *Pushes him off and drinks from his cup*

02:08:27 AM<SpiritPal> :iconpuppyconanplz::iconsaysplz: MY COFFEE!

02:08:38 AM<luvmobomoga789> :iconpuppyandyplz::iconsaysplz: >83

02:08:41 AM<SpiritPal> :iconpuppyconanplz::iconsaysplz: :,(

02:09:17 AM<luvmobomoga789> :iconpuppyandyplz::iconsaysplz: *Licks Conan's face*

02:10:25 AM<SpiritPal> :iconpuppyconanplz::iconsaysplz: *turns away*

02:10:52 AM<luvmobomoga789> :iconpuppyandyplz::iconsaysplz: *Picked up by human Andy*

02:11:09 AM<SpiritPal> :iconpuppyconanplz::iconsaysplz: *runs away from real Conan* Sucker!



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Quote #71803

~MochironMan:iconMochironMan: quotes, 2h 15m ago
<malevolentman> kicks SuperArrow back into space :ninja:
<MochironMan> HOLY FUCK.
<MochironMan> I read that as 'malevolentman licks SuperArrow's balls' :lmao:
<MochironMan> I'm fucking horrible.



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Quote #71802

=TrintyBloodsFatality:iconTrintyBloodsFatality: quotes, 2h 37m ago
11:23:09 PM <NaziWerewolf> I'm thinking going out to shoot
11:23:59 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Ugh...
11:24:02 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Wasting bullets.
11:24:05 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> You disgust me.
11:24:36 PM <NaziWerewolf> Why is it wasting to target practice?
11:25:43 PM <NaziWerewolf> I would rather know hor to hit a target and never have to then to not know and need to
11:25:44 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Because.
11:25:47 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Theyre good bullets.
11:26:22 PM <NaziWerewolf> So.. .22's are vary cheap
11:26:35 PM <NaziWerewolf> 500ct for $20
11:27:08 PM <NaziWerewolf> I have around 2200 rounds
11:27:49 PM * TrintyBloodsFatality sighs
11:27:53 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Stubborn asshole.
11:28:33 PM <NaziWerewolf> Sorry baby.. When we're together we can shoot together
11:29:25 PM <NaziWerewolf> If you want
11:30:28 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> B​U​T​T​H​A​T​S​S​T​I​L​L​W​A​S​T​I​N​G​B​U​L​L​E​T​T​S​G​O​D​D​A​M​N​Y​O​U
11:32:11 PM <NaziWerewolf> Fine i will never shoot until our lives depend on it..
11:32:29 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Kay.
11:32:43 PM <NaziWerewolf> Then when i can't hit the guy and we die we'll know i was right
11:32:51 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Alright.
11:33:01 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Though technically we wont know anything, since we're dead/.
11:33:06 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> So I still win either way.
11:33:07 PM <NaziWerewolf> .....BRAT
11:33:12 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> :thumb147182142:



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Quote #71801

~Embers-in-the-Night:iconEmbers-in-the-Night: quotes, 2h 57m ago
<TheHolyRaven> next zapper gets kicked

<Abstract-Mindser> crzapper TheHolyRaven

<Clank-Robot> ZAPPITYZAPZAP!! TheHolyRaven is now a :iconrunrunrunplz: for 2 minute(s)!



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Quote #71800

~Embers-in-the-Night:iconEmbers-in-the-Night: quotes, 3h 1m ago
<Clank-Robot> ZAPPITYZAPZAP!! Embers-in-the-Night is now a :icongaykissplz: for 2 minute(s)!

<Embers-in-the-Night> OMG

<Embers-in-the-Night> NO

<Embers-in-the-Night> NO

<Embers-in-the-Night> AH

<Embers-in-the-Night> IT

<Embers-in-the-Night> BURN

<Embers-in-the-Night> AH

<Embers-in-the-Night> KILL IT

<Embers-in-the-Night> WITH FIRE

*** You have been kicked by LombaxFan *

*** You have joined #TheNightOwlsChat *

<Clank-Robot> Welcome back to #TheNightOwlsChat, ~Embers-in-the-Night

<Embers-in-the-Night> LombaxFan: Thank you. I needed that. :meow:

<LombaxFan> o3o



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Quote #71799

~Embers-in-the-Night:iconEmbers-in-the-Night: quotes, 3h 4m ago
<Embers-in-the-Night> crpokezap XxAquanaXJay323xX

<Clank-Robot> ZAP! XxAquanaXJay323xX is now a Wynaut for 2 minute(s)!

<Embers-in-the-Night> BAHAHA

<Embers-in-the-Night> XxAquanaXJay323xX: Now pokezap me. :stare:

<XxAquanaXJay323xX> crkill Embers-in-the-Night

<Clank-Robot> :iconbunnehleftplz::iconbunnehrightplz::iconembers-in-the-night::iconexitplz:

<Embers-in-the-Night> I hate you.



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Quote #71798

~Embers-in-the-Night:iconEmbers-in-the-Night: quotes, 3h 19m ago
<Embers-in-the-Night> I just sat on my sister. :icondragonnodplz:

<Winter-Sea> xD

<Embers-in-the-Night> Don't ask. :dummy:



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Quote #71797

~Embers-in-the-Night:iconEmbers-in-the-Night: quotes, 3h 51m ago
<Winter-Sea> XMiokiX: missed you :iconsexysmileplz:

** XMiokiX has left [timed out]

<Winter-Sea> LOL

<Embers-in-the-Night> LOL

<Winter-Sea> she was scared off by the black guy.

<Winter-Sea> racist



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Quote #71796

*CelestialFlare:iconCelestialFlare: quotes, 3h 57m ago
<K1-Sun> ANYWAYS

* BitterFish FARTS ALL OVER THE PLACES

* BitterFish FARTS IN SUN'S COFFEE

* BitterFish FARTS IN SUN'S FACE

<K1-Sun> I DON'T DRINK COFFEE

* BitterFish FARTS IN SUN'S WATER

<K1-Sun> WHAT

<K1-Sun> RUDE

* BitterFish FARTS IN SUN'S HAPPINESS

<BitterFish> YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN

<BitterFish> NEVER

<BitterFish> BE

<BitterFish> HAPPY

<BitterFish> AGAIN

<BitterFish> F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T?F?A?R?T



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Quote #71795

*CelestialFlare:iconCelestialFlare: quotes, 3h 59m ago
* kitsue43 easts dinner
<K1-Sun> easts
<Lailiuki> easts
* K1-Sun WESTS breakfast
* BlackFawksGeauxMu norths lunch
<SuperAnimator77> souths snacks
<Lailiuki> wests breakfast



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Quote #71794

*CelestialFlare:iconCelestialFlare: quotes, 4h 11m ago
<Tanixebt> ...I think my sister popped popcorn
<Tanixebt> I can smell it
<SuperAnimator77> ...
<SuperAnimator77> i read that as pooped popcorn
<BitterFish> Behold
<BitterFish> The human popcorn machine
<BitterFish> Just don't ask us how she gets the butter
<SuperAnimator77> poopcorn hahahaha
<Tanixebt> Ewww



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Quote #71793

~devilinwaitn:icondevilinwaitn: quotes, 4h 13m ago
10:56:36 PM * Ardent-Darklight waves at sarah-reed-richards
10:56:42 PM <Ardent-Darklight> sarah-reed-richards:
10:56:45 PM ** sarah-reed-richards has left [connection closed]
10:56:58 PM <devilinwaitn> Ardent-Darklight: omg you killed sarah
10:57:03 PM * Ardent-Darklight sniffles then sobs pitifully
10:57:03 PM <devilinwaitn> Ardent-Darklight: you bastard



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Quote #71792

*Bittersweet-Bells:iconBittersweet-Bells: quotes, 4h 14m ago
07:54:28 PM <MeTheFreak1107> Chivalry is not dead, it's just in a coma! :D



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Quote #71791

=Anindias606:iconAnindias606: quotes, 4h 48m ago
03:06:28 AM <JukeboxBaby> OrendorffKnight: yah! but alot of things make me horny
03:07:56 AM <Anindias606> :icondafuqplz:
03:08:02 AM <ffleret> Anindias606: :D
03:08:37 AM <Anindias606> ffleret: i just saw the comment and was like dafuq is that o.o; haha
03:08:54 AM <ffleret> Anindias606: I figured so :lmao:



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Quote #71790

~reddragon569:iconreddragon569: quotes, 4h 51m ago
<MagicKoiFishOfDoom> Who the fuck is Irish slut?
<reddragon569> i deeeee kaaay
<reddragon569> >n>
<MagicKoiFishOfDoom> IrishSlut: trigcheck
<MagicKoiFishOfDoom> Nope...
<MagicKoiFishOfDoom> brb
<reddragon569> kay bro
<IrishSlut> Huh? Ono
<IrishSlut> *ono
<donutsu> who are you anyways
<reddragon569> who are you and what do you want from me
<donutsu> you killed my father
<reddragon569> betch i am your father
<whit3w0lfy> PREPARE TO DIE
<donutsu> shit
<donutsu> red why didnt you tell me
<donutsu> i mean dad
<reddragon569> because plot twist
<donutsu> dad
<donutsu> dad pls
<donutsu> hug me
<reddragon569> this is secretly an m night shaymalan movie
<donutsu> ohhhhhhhhhhhh snap bro
* reddragon569 hugs donutsu
* donutsu hugs back
<whit3w0lfy> reddragon569, donutsu: plot twist red is your child in a alternate universe
<reddragon569> Fear-The-Letter-Opener: holy shit what
<donutsu> whit3w0lfy: goddammit
<reddragon569> this went beyond m night and went into hussie territory
<donutsu> messing with my biological parents



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Quote #71789

~Embers-in-the-Night:iconEmbers-in-the-Night: quotes, 5h 24m ago
* TheHolyRaven throws a :itten: at Erika-Scar10

* TheHolyRaven throws a :kitten: at Erika-Scar10

** All-Da-Pretty-Horses has left [timed out]

<Embers-in-the-Night> o_o

<Embers-in-the-Night> TheHolyRaven: YOU MISSED



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Quote #71788

~AskMintyandFluffy:iconAskMintyandFluffy: quotes, 5h 50m ago
<AskMintyandFluffy>
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█████░░░
█████▁▁░
C/　▪　|▪|░✧░
██　◡’ノ░░░
███v█░░░
███　█░░░
This comment reminds me of a puzzle!



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Quote #71787

~malevolentman:iconmalevolentman: quotes, 5h 55m ago
<malevolentman> Fuck the fuck fucking fucker fuck fucked up the fuck of the fucking fuckers , fuck fucking fucker fucked fucks ! =shot=

<5Ghost8Dragon3> Wooo, update's done.



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Quote #71786

~InkTailedDragon:iconInkTailedDragon: quotes, 6h 49m ago
<InkTailedDragon> :iconbroplz :HEY THERE SUGAR TITS

** DominoMouse has left [connection closed]

<InkTailedDragon> HAHAHAH

<InkTailedDragon> XD

<Emirobat> You made her leave 8U

<InkTailedDragon> oh noooooo

<InkTailedDragon> oh nooooooi guess she no like bro

<InkTailedDragon> poor bro



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Quote #71785

=TrintyBloodsFatality:iconTrintyBloodsFatality: quotes, 6h 50m ago
07:17:37 PM <WhatDaFock> Morgan: MAKE THE PAIN STOP ;A;
07:18:07 PM * TrintyBloodsFatality whacks WhatDaFock in the face with a shovel
07:18:09 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Better?
07:19:17 PM <Val-Thor> TrintyBloodsFatality: dead people feel no pain
07:20:34 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Then it's better.
07:20:37 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> ='D



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Quote #71784

`ebonred:iconebonred: quotes, 7h 59m ago
<ebonred>Ever play computer games so much that all of your left side keys have been rubbed off? That's my keyboard.



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Quote #71783

~Embers-in-the-Night:iconEmbers-in-the-Night: quotes, 9h 6m ago
<Embers-in-the-Night> DEAD ROOM

<Embers-in-the-Night> Oh they all left.

<Embers-in-the-Night> That explains it. o-o



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Quote #71782

^Beccalicious:iconBeccalicious: quotes, 9h 37m ago
22:27:21 <ordie> Beccalicious:
22:28:10 <Beccalicious> Hello
22:28:59 <ordie> Can I have mod powers?
22:29:06 <Beccalicious> no
22:29:25 <ordie> tyrant.
22:29:28 <Beccalicious> :)



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Quote #71781

~FireCrystal139:iconFireCrystal139: quotes, 9h 51m ago
<nosense616> :iconsafetydanceplz:
<FireCrystal139> WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
<FireCrystal139> WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
<Jz113> FireCrystal139: YOU'RE WATCHING IT TOO
<Jz113> YESS
<FireCrystal139> CAUSE' YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE
<FireCrystal139> AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE
<FireCrystal139> THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
<FireCrystal139> SAY WE CAN GO WHERE WE WANT TO
<FireCrystal139> A PLACE THEY WILL NEVER FIND
<FireCrystal139> AND WE CAN ACT LIKE WE COME FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD
<FireCrystal139> LEAVE THE REAL ONE FAR BEHIND
<FireCrystal139> WE CAN DANCE



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Quote #71780

~wotman:iconwotman: quotes, 10h 3m ago
<wotman>imagine someones username being Satan666 :shifty:
<Phboy>=p)
<TheDragonsSongBird> NOOOO
<TheDragonsSongBird>XD
<master-chief2064>xD ))
<wotman>or sexy-chick69
<TheDragonsSongBird>oh dear god~
<wotman>no wait
<wotman>Sexxxy-chick69
<master-chief2064>Satan666 is real o.o ))
<wotman>:iconsatan666plz:
<wotman>OMGWAT
<wotman>:iconsatan666:
<wotman>WATWATWAT
<wotman>wait..
<wotman>:iconsexychick69:
<wotman>OMG
<wotman>LOLWAT
<TheDragonsSongBird> wtf>
<master-chief2064>XDD ))
<wotman>:iconsexxxychick69:
<wotman>oh good



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Quote #71775

~Skaerne:iconSkaerne: quotes, 13h 32m ago
<EternalBlyss>You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
<EternalBlyss>You shouldn't have done that...
** Mewtow4590 has left [timed out]
<Skaerne>...
<Skaerne>Shit I think you killed him.



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Quote #71771

=easywhisper:iconeasywhisper: quotes, 16h 55m ago
02:14:49 AM <ImSketchyandIknowIt> AnyaNikolai-OC: *hands over bag of extra chunky vanilla cookies*
02:15:00 AM <easywhisper> Haha what.
02:15:02 AM <easywhisper> Oh.
02:15:09 AM <easywhisper> I read extra cunty vanilla cookies.
02:15:21 AM <DepressedByLogic> easywhisper: haha
02:15:22 AM <cuppas> easywhisper: danium cookies.



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Quote #71770

*CaffrinLuvsTMGC:iconCaffrinLuvsTMGC: quotes, 20h 20m ago
06:47:21 AM *** You have joined #dAmnU *
06:47:32 AM <leficia> haha yeah as soon as i typed 'brows' i knew it wasn't right
06:48:01 AM <leficia> (best first thing for CaffrinLuvsTMGC to see when they arrive :P )
06:48:25 AM <CaffrinLuvsTMGC> :I
06:48:38 AM <CaffrinLuvsTMGC> well
06:48:44 AM <stephi-g> CaffrinLuvsTMGC always walks into inappropriate things.
06:48:48 AM <CaffrinLuvsTMGC> i've seen sillier
06:49:07 AM <stephi-g> Yeah



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Quote #71769

=thelasth0pe:iconthelasth0pe: quotes, 20h 20m ago
** Internet-Explorer has joined
<Pickley> Internet-Explorer: Do I want to know who you are
<Pickley> Gonna guess its most likley Sock
<Internet-Explorer> Maybe.
<Pickley> orrr admx?
<Internet-Explorer> I own an iPhone.
<Pickley> Internet-Explorer: TRAITOR
<Pickley> YOU SHOULD HAVE A WINDOWS PHONE
* Internet-Explorer is not responding.



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